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Your name may be on a bottle of Coke but is it in the Book of Life.

. Walk with the Lord. Adults with imaginary friends are stupid. See more ideas about funny christian humor christian memes.

Africans dont even like us. Dont stop believing in God. Loving God is like my being Black.

I hope you guys make some cool necklaces about this 45 Hostess. The self-hating janitorvaletmovie theater usher has said things about his own people that would make even the staunchest Klansman think hes slacking. Quotes about Black Jesus.

It was like karma. 42 Funny Jesus memes. I have an imaginary girlfriend.

This aint our culture were black not AfricanAfricans dont even like us. The pride I have in. Jesus will love the Hell out of you.

Now thats a question. Can JesusCan Jesus microwave a burritoCan Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it 44 Jesus on the cross. Brush up on your Bible.

I was going to waste but Jesus recycled me. Room for faith you consider yours. What they do not know is.

Black Jesus said he couldnt take the wheel cause his license is suspended. One prick and it is gone forever. Im gonna be blacker today Its my culture.

The pride I have in my rich culture and the history of my people. Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread somewhere a Jew dies. God loves you whether you like it or not.

Here are some funny and famous Huey Freeman quotes to get to know. God has an unalterable and perfect plan for every person but you should still pray in a vain attempt to change it. Comedian Tracy Morgan once said that if a joke wasnt offensive then it probably wasnt funny.

Jesus was a Jew yes but only on his mothers side. Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Jesus says thats Mother Teresas clock it has never moved because she has never lied Just over here is Abraham Lincolns clock.

If that is the case then Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks is one of the funniest characters created in recent times. This aint our culture were black not African. He lied twice so it has moved twice.

See more ideas about jesus pictures black jesus biblical art. The good Lord didnt create anything without a purpose but the fly comes close. A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Ive said it before expensive sneakers are like 150 land mines-Huey Freeman. God promised the end of all wicked people Thor promised the end of all Ice Giants. It only happens to you if.

No one says You know what. The pride I have in the blood that runs through my veins. Mar 14 2021 - Explore Celeste Strandbergs board Jesus Funny followed by 163 people on Pinterest.

Im gonna name him Sammy Davis Jr. You know you could do better. Funny Quotes About Jews.

Welcome to Olive Garden. Mar 22 2019 - Explore Michael Ruffins board Black jesus pictures on Pinterest. Keep reminding yourself that and you will not do dumb things hopefully.

Jesus no here 43 Can Jesus like memes. The pride I have in my strong family ties and the deep connection to my community. Black History Month quotes from black entertainers.

All the wheels are the wrong wheel man like dont you get that. I was talking to your girlfriend. I am also making a list and checking it twice.

Those were theories none of them were true. The father sighs and says. I dont see any Ice Giants around.

America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas. A son tells his father. If you were crossing the road and saw a black cat passing you may possibly get hit by a car or a mail boy or the sky could rain in summer possibly snow.

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